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        <title>Marian Gaborik = A+!</title>   
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        <blockquote><p>&quot;<em><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>When developing this team it is obvious that management paid no
attention to fantasy owners, but instead selfishly decided that winning
games was more important</strong></span></em>,&quot; Gaborik said in a &quot;prepared statement.&quot;</p><p>...</p><p>&quot;<em><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>I will continue to help you out when I can</strong></span></em>,&quot; Gaborik explained. &quot;<span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><em><strong>But I
am afraid management is obsessed with giving Minnesota fans a Stanley
Cup.</strong></em></span>&quot;<br /></p></blockquote><p>(<a href="http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2007/11/15/gaborik_apology/">source</a>)</p><p>Marian Gaborik has now officially moved up on my depth chart. </p><p>Nice.<br /><div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>If I were a hockey player...</title>   
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        <div style="text-align: left"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Team:</span> I would have said Vancouver Canucks, but I don&#39;t think I can take the pressure of first playing in the hometown... oh who cares.. <span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>Vancouver Canucks</strong></span>. :D<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Uniform Number:</span> X( All my favorite numbers has been taken by my favorite players already!! okay.. <span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>85</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Position:</span> <span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>Defenceman</strong></span>! A mix of Sami Salo and Willie Mitchell... :D Big shot from the point and awesome, almost superman like defensive skills! Not to mention... stickhandling ;)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><strong>Nickname:</strong><span style=""> </span>Uhh I don&#39;t know. I&#39;ve always sucked with nicknames? <span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>The Flash</strong></span>? Hahahaha I don&#39;t know it&#39;s catchy.<span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dream Linemates:</span> <br />Goalie: Roberto Luongo; <br />Defensive Partner: Willie Mitchell or Niklas Lidstrom ... or Wade Redden<br />Forwards: Markus Naslund, Joe Sakic, Ilya Kovalchuk... :D ... or Alexander Ovechkin, Marian Hossa, Vincent Lecavalier............... Dany Heatley, Saku Koivu, RIck Nash... Sedin Twins... dammit.<br /><div style="text-align: left"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><div style="text-align: left"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rounding out the PP:</span> 4 forwards and ME :D<br />Ilya Kovalchuk as the other pointman<br />Markus Naslund, Joe Sakic, Dany Heatley <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Job:</span> <span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>Shutdown defence pairing</strong></span> with Willie! :D We try to use our cheerful, naturally happy personalities to anger those naturally grumpy hockey players. :)<br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Signature Move:</span> <span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>The Flash Blast</strong></span>! A slap shot so hard, and so fast, you won&#39;t know what hit you!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Strengths:</span> Shot from the point, can use stick very well to poke check, stick check, stick ________, <del>and spear</del> another player. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Weaknesses:</span> I need to work on my shot accuracy. Most of the time my slap shot hits players from the other teams, and not the net... it always ends up injuring those players from other teams. OH WAIT! &gt;:D<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Injury Problems:</span> I have a monthly visitor. :(<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Equipment:</span> Good ole trusty stick (pink!), pink skates, and pink tinted visor? :o<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><strong>Nemesis:</strong><span style=""> </span><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>Sidney Crosby</strong></span>. My slap shots always happen to hit him. X( Oops I guess.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Scandal Involvement:</span> There was that thing with Taylor Pyatt in the Canucks locker room............................. <br /><br /><strong>Who I’d Face in the  Cup Finals:</strong><span style=""> <span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>Toronto Maple Leafs</strong></span>. :) 4-0 series sweep, all shut out by Luongo. 10+ - 0 in all games. We win. :D</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory:</span> Point and laugh at the Leafs fans. :) Err I mean share my victory with family and friends... :D<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Would the media love me or hate me?:</span> <span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>They love me</strong></span>. :) Willie and I constantly crack some jokes during the media scrum and our toothy white smile is enough to hook them in.<br /><br />I tag............. <a href="http://canuckshockey.blogspot.com/">JJ (Canucks Hockey blog)</a>, <a href="http://www.vox.com/gone/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00cd96f9f3b54cd5" at:screen-name="Cape Cat" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://static.vox.com/.shared:v42.19:vox:en_us/images/dummy-assets/userpic-75si.gif" >Cape Cat</a></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Habs should stop retiring numbers</title>   
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 <div>I personally like the pi. HAHA.<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>LOL! Chelios!</title>   
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 <div>Ah! I always knew Canucks fans had a good reason for booing Chris Chelios! He&#39;s mean to his fellow players! But look at the guy laughing at the Wild player. LOL!!!<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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