4 posts tagged “funny things”
"When developing this team it is obvious that management paid no attention to fantasy owners, but instead selfishly decided that winning games was more important," Gaborik said in a "prepared statement."
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"I will continue to help you out when I can," Gaborik explained. "But I am afraid management is obsessed with giving Minnesota fans a Stanley Cup."
(source)
Marian Gaborik has now officially moved up on my depth chart.
Nice.
Team: I would have said Vancouver Canucks, but I don't think I can take the pressure of first playing in the hometown... oh who cares.. Vancouver Canucks. :D
Uniform Number: X( All my favorite numbers has been taken by my favorite players already!! okay.. 85
Position: Defenceman! A mix of Sami Salo and Willie Mitchell... :D Big shot from the point and awesome, almost superman like defensive skills! Not to mention... stickhandling ;)
Nickname: Uhh I don't know. I've always sucked with nicknames? The Flash? Hahahaha I don't know it's catchy.
Uniform Number: X( All my favorite numbers has been taken by my favorite players already!! okay.. 85
Position: Defenceman! A mix of Sami Salo and Willie Mitchell... :D Big shot from the point and awesome, almost superman like defensive skills! Not to mention... stickhandling ;)
Nickname: Uhh I don't know. I've always sucked with nicknames? The Flash? Hahahaha I don't know it's catchy.
Dream Linemates:
Goalie: Roberto Luongo;
Defensive Partner: Willie Mitchell or Niklas Lidstrom ... or Wade Redden
Forwards: Markus Naslund, Joe Sakic, Ilya Kovalchuk... :D ... or Alexander Ovechkin, Marian Hossa, Vincent Lecavalier............... Dany Heatley, Saku Koivu, RIck Nash... Sedin Twins... dammit.
Rounding out the PP: 4 forwards and ME :D
Ilya Kovalchuk as the other pointman
Markus Naslund, Joe Sakic, Dany Heatley
Job: Shutdown defence pairing with Willie! :D We try to use our cheerful, naturally happy personalities to anger those naturally grumpy hockey players. :)
Ilya Kovalchuk as the other pointman
Markus Naslund, Joe Sakic, Dany Heatley
Job: Shutdown defence pairing with Willie! :D We try to use our cheerful, naturally happy personalities to anger those naturally grumpy hockey players. :)
Signature Move: The Flash Blast! A slap shot so hard, and so fast, you won't know what hit you!!!
Strengths: Shot from the point, can use stick very well to poke check, stick check, stick ________,
Weaknesses: I need to work on my shot accuracy. Most of the time my slap shot hits players from the other teams, and not the net... it always ends up injuring those players from other teams. OH WAIT! >:D
Injury Problems: I have a monthly visitor. :(
Equipment: Good ole trusty stick (pink!), pink skates, and pink tinted visor? :o
Nemesis: Sidney Crosby. My slap shots always happen to hit him. X( Oops I guess.
Scandal Involvement: There was that thing with Taylor Pyatt in the Canucks locker room.............................
Who I’d Face in the Cup Finals: Toronto Maple Leafs. :) 4-0 series sweep, all shut out by Luongo. 10+ - 0 in all games. We win. :D
What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Point and laugh at the Leafs fans. :) Err I mean share my victory with family and friends... :D
Would the media love me or hate me?: They love me. :) Willie and I constantly crack some jokes during the media scrum and our toothy white smile is enough to hook them in.
I tag............. JJ (Canucks Hockey blog), Cape Cat
I personally like the pi. HAHA.
Ah! I always knew Canucks fans had a good reason for booing Chris Chelios! He's mean to his fellow players! But look at the guy laughing at the Wild player. LOL!!!
